Random whateverness...

So today we did nothing.  Louise studied fruitfully for a much anticipated... excuse me dreaded...math test the next period while I and two of our other friends wasted time checking out memes.  Why are we so productive????

Dearest,
      Thelma

Unimpressed...

So I returned from lunch to be offered some popcorn that had just been made for our crew.  I took some, thinking that nothing would be wrong with it.  As soon as I put it in my mouth I new something was wrong.

Turns out that the hot sauce from yesterday had made a reappearance.

Needless to say I am not impressed.

Oh and the one who said his lip was going to fall off still has two lips, how unfortunate.

Thelma

Hot and Cold

So that was a long break, apologies to those of you who may have actually been reading and looking for new entries.  Here I am to fill you in on what you missed.

Monday and Tuesday were quite uneventful in the way of interesting events.  The interesting things began to happen yesterday.

So there we were sitting doing homework when we begin complaining that we are all hungry.  Jokingly I suggested that we get a cake and snack on that.  At this point somebody suggests that we make a run to the grocery store. Two of Louise and I's cohorts now decide that they are going to go through with this idea.  20 minutes later they returned with frozen cakes, fudge and forks.  The cakes were devoured within minutes of the return, straight out of the pans and enjoyed by all.

Today, although it did not happen during spare it's still worth mentioning, there was an incident involving hot sauce.  An associate who is not one of the spare crew had a sample of hot sauce in a plastic bag.  She and 2 of our 'members' managed to have 4 guys partake of the delightful condiment.  Two of which we had to spend the next 1 1/2 hours with.  These same two decided to go to the grocery store and get milk to calm the storm in their mouths.  While they were gone the 3rd participant spent their whole absence "crying" (not really) that his upper lip was going to "fall off" (his words not mine) and kept drinking water.  Anybody who knows about hot foods knows that water makes it worse. The 4th informed me that he didn't find it too hot to handle unlike the other 3, although we agreed that this may be because he may not have taken enough to make an impact.

We also popped 3 bags of popcorn and devoured them within minutes (between 7 people).  We are pigs when it comes to food.

Ta ta for now,
       Thelma

HE ATE IT

HE JUST DUMPED THE WHOLE TUBE IN HIS MOUTH DEAR GOD HE SAYS HIS MOUTH IS BURNING AND I THINK I INHALED SOME SKJDHF;AILHKL;KHSGL;KHLG;AK

LOUISE

Wait, what?

The one that sings Shakira is asking one friend if she'll snort Crystal Light if he eats half of it. And some how this escalates into him trying to somehow pay off his debt with another friend if he snorts it. These pronouns are starting to get confusing... For the record though, no one snorted the Crystal Light. For the time being. OH MY GOD I THINK HE'S GOING TO EAT IT RAW AUGH

Louise

That moment when you you hear your friends start talking about how they want to be buried. The discussion then turns to burial customs of other cultures and then someone mentions that having your ashes spread on public ground is now illegal. We're a very cheery bunch. One friend is currently angsty, the other is singing strange Christmas carols. I don't understand anything anymore. Meanwhile, another is probably going to start belting out Shakira. God help us.

Now two of the males are attempting to prove their dominance by playing bloody kunckles. The one refused to play until his girlfriend was gone so as not to be shamed by his challenger.  I'm quite sure that I could easily beat both of them, how very sad.

Confusion...

So you step onto the bus and look for a seat.  Instinctively you look for a seat away from other riders. I'm sure that this has happened to everyone at some point.  If this is true then somebody please tell me WHY DOES EVERYONE SIT WITHIN 30 FEET OF EACH OTHER WHEN THERE ARE LIKE 50 OTHER TABLES TO SIT AT????????????????????????????????  Just one of the many things that baffle me.  And seriously, why fooseball and Ribik's cubes every day??? Do something productive with your time!!!!!

Bafflingly yours,
Thelma